A love letter of a physicist
I was going through some of my old stuff and I stumbled upon my grandpa's notebook. He was an engineer that loves physics. He was an avid reader and a poet. In the notebook, he had written many quotes from the great philosophers like Plato and Aristotle. I have also found an amazing letter.
Principal Axis, Fraunhofer Lines, Near Solar spectrum, North Pole.
Loving Miss Ray, Yesterday, as I saw you passing by with your friend in denser medium, my poor heart broke into pieces ... (refraction and dispersion). Once "focal length" brought in to my notice that you were walking and also talking with focus via concave mirror. I did not trust her and look this as a gossip. But now I have personally seen that you were appearing to kiss the "focus" even when you were rebaked by convex mirror.
I also came to know from "Outer Surface" that Mr. Normal is also trying to be in love with you. I can not tolerate all these movements of yours. On seeing this, my heart, which was already beating with a velocity of 186000 miles/second, was accelerated by 32ft/sec/sec.
Dear you know, I always think of you. In fact, you are both the in-centre and ex-centre of my flow of thoughts. Mr. Conjugate foci told me, that you were going to see Mr. Convex lens and embraced his young son Mr. Centre. By God! from the very moment, when Mr. Conjugate foci told me this, the centre of gravity of my heart has also been shifted and Mr. Principle of moment has failed to find it out.
Is there is no love for me in your heart? No! It can never be so! you love me! Please do love me and let me know if you love me and that with how many candle powers. I want to meet you in F.P.S Park or in C.G.S Garden. If you don't reply to this letter within 12 hrs, 12 minutes, and 12 seconds, I will commit suicide by throwing myself into "Magnifying glass" or striking my head with infinitely large velocity, against "Newtons Circle". Rest is O.K.
Microscopically Yours. Date Mr. Pole of Concave Mirror. 1st April Post Office Box. Fools' Day Meter Bridge.